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Golf Sexual Innuendos and Connotations

July 17, 2008

Golf is a funny sportNever have I played a sport that has more sexual innuendos than the game of Golf.

Golfing is one of the most challenging games in the world. You have take a tiny ball barely bigger than an olive and hit it in to a hole no bigger than a pickle jar. Plus you have to usually do that in less than 5 hits, and the ball must travel on average about 300 yards or 900 ft — but if your Tiger Woods you will be expected to do that in about 3 hits. Now for the list!

Top 10 Golf Sexual Innuendos:

  1. Bend your knees, keep your shoulders straight, pull back slow, and then follow through, congradulations! you just hit your first golf ball.
  2. Swing your wood, a.k.a. driver - used for hitting ball off the tee
  3. All clubs have “Shaft” and now days shafts are become more and more flexible
  4. Putting from the rough, a backdoor gay connotation
  5. Put it in the hole, or go in the hole, a common expression used by golfers
  6. Golf “balls” hey a lot of sports have balls, these one’s are just fit better in your hands.
  7. When paired up with other golfers they call it a “threesome” or “foursome” nice!
  8. Ball washing stations, where you can yes, acutally wash your “golf” balls
  9. Grip it and rip it, enough said.
  10. I’m scared¬†of getting wet, but i’m going for the hole anyways!

Please add your own as comments to this post, and here are a few more found on another website.

Golf Humor

A recent thread from the rec.sport.golf Newsgroup
Golfing terms with a sexual connotation

Nuts…my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
Look at the size of his putter
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it
My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
Hold up…I need to wash my balls first
Grip it softly and stroke it smooth and you’ll sink it right in the hole
Lipping Out sometimes referred to as “rimming the hole
Are we playing “a round” this weekend?
Does a stiff shaft always make ones balls work better?
It’s got the biggest head and stiffest shaft I’ve ever seen
I only have enough time to play the back side today
I’m a lot straighter with this new firm shaft
I’m gonna wash my balls, if you want I can wash yours too
Man, that guy’s got incredible length!
Never up, never in.
I have had too many strokes. I think that I need to change my grip.
I was really stroking it today.
You are huge!
Sinking a long one
Getting up and down
Hmmm, this is a really tough lie
Want to play the back side again?
Want to join my foresome?


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